Stupid Cupid

Happy Valentine's day to everyone. In particular let me just remind everyone how lucky we are the I am as wise as I am. I haven't made that many good decisions in my life in fact there is reasonable doubt surrounding most of my life decisions but we all have got to be good at something and my talent clearly lies in picking wives and making babies. This may sound indelicate to you but look at the facts, I have the greatest wife and thereby have given you the greatest mother ever. Pretty good stuff if I do say so myself.

So here is to my beautiful wife and my wonderful kids. Thanks for my great life.

DAD
(my typical signoff would be redundant)